Sunday, October 29, 2006

Brain Comparison

Harry, a fucker who had a terrible accident was in danger of total paralysis. he had to undergo a brain transplant. so, he wnt to see a Neurosurgeon about the prospective brain donors. The doctor boght him to a cold room where the hospital stores all the living organs in stasis. The doctor ask him,"Do you have a specific type of brain you'd like inside your head?". harry said no, so the doctor went to show him a couple of sample.

Exhibit A: This brain belonged to a travelling salesman. This brain costs arround US$ 15 000. Harry replied,"Too cheap. Don't you have anybody smarter?" The doctor then said, "I will show you another smarter according to your request."

exhibit B: "This brain is belonged to a lab technician. It cost arround US$ 30 000." the doctor show another sample of brain to Harry. Harry replied,"Lab technician? Not really what i had in mind."

Exhibit C: "This brain is costs about US$ 70 000. It belonged to a rocket scientist." Harry replied, "It's cool but why is it so cheap?" The doctor daid,"The guy died at the age of 80. So, it's a bit old." Harry,"Damned. You didn't have anything else that you can reccommended?

Exhibit D: This brain is costs US$ 170 00. Harry wonder and said back to the doctor."Wow! He must have been a genius or an excellent artist or something like that." The doctor,"Not really. You see, it belonged to a Malay fella. So, it's practically brand new and still a fresh brain."